any negative thing that can happen about yahoo buying tumblr is worth the “david karp daddy” jokes stopping
how sure are you about that
vomits on everything
i have lost the ability to concentrate on things that are “important”
but aren’t they
do you wonder if god ever thinks ‘woah these humans were kinda a bad idea’
I’m in tears over this comment I’m laughing so hard.
"Fuck is a dirty word
But it comes out clean."
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
Tegan And Sara: Groovin The Moo Interview 2013.
excuse you our porn is of the finest quality
"I wish I wrote the way I thought
With maddening hunger
I’d write to the point of suffocation
I’d write myself into nervous breakdowns
Manuscripts spiralling out like tentacles into abysmal nothing
And I’d write about you
a lot more
than I should."
sometimes boys are so cute i just wanna kiss their cheeks and suck their dicks (◡‿◡✿)
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
I was drinking tea when I saw this post, it doesn’t end well