any negative thing that can happen about yahoo buying tumblr is worth the “david karp daddy” jokes stopping
how sure are you about that
vomits on everything
i have lost the ability to concentrate on things that are “important”
do you wonder if god ever thinks ‘woah these humans were kinda a bad idea’
"Fuck is a dirty word
But it comes out clean."
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
"I wish I wrote the way I thought
Obsessively
Incessantly
With maddening hunger
I’d write to the point of suffocation
I’d write myself into nervous breakdowns
Manuscripts spiralling out like tentacles into abysmal nothing
And I’d write about you
a lot more
than I should."
sometimes boys are so cute i just wanna kiss their cheeks and suck their dicks (◡‿◡✿)
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Get out.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
I was drinking tea when I saw this post, it doesn’t end well
